jim fucking carrey
jim fucking carrey
I love Jim Carrey. I once met him in a 7/11, and I was getting a soda, I turned and saw it was him, and he saw I was going for a Doctor Pepper, so he said “Oh did you want one of these”, to which I stuttered out a yes and he grabbed all of them and said “too bad” and brought them up to the front. Then he bought his stuff and left the sodas there, and left. Almost immediately after, he ran back in and began putting the sodas back and paid for mine.This is what happens when Candians are let lose and try to prank people
AU: Kurt cooks every day with Blaine Anderson’s cooking show. But one time he finds himself staring at the handsome host and ends up setting his kitchen on fire.
THE HUMANS DO IT ALL THE TIME, IT MEANS YOU’RE A GOOD BOY
#GRANNY FOR THE WIN
This is a real panda!
China has this “panda diplomacy” and this one will be sent to Japan as an friendship envoy. For the safety reason he sits as a passenger with his feeder, not in a cage. Fastening the seat belt, wearing a diaper, eating bamboos
OH FOR FUCK’S SAKE
WHEN WILL THE PANDA MADNESS END???
Well this needs to be a permanent fixture on my dash!
I do quite enjoy these images side by side.
This looks like their first Sunday morning living together. The night before, they’d been out with their friends, celebrating the newest additions to the New York crew. Drinks were had, and of course ample amounts of sex.
Cut to the next morning. Kurt’s used to Saturday nights out late, but Blaine’s just not on his level yet. The snooze button has been hit many a time, and then finally, just out of the shower, Kurt’s finally had enough.
"Oh my god- BLAINE! WE HAVE BRUNCH RESERVATIONS IN AN HOUR. I’VE HAD THESE FOR WEEKS NOW AND WE’RE NOT MISSING THIS JUST BECAUSE YOU’RE A LIGHTWEIGHT."
*unattractive but utterly uncontrollable snorting laughter*